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Welcome to the crazy world of children's author and gonzo surf journalist, DC Green. Relax. There's heaps to do. Cackle at sample chapters from DC's latest laugh-loaded Erasmus James adventure. Drop a comment (but no cussing). Explore the mega links of things to do. Visit other writers. Check out DC's World Surf Media Guide. Or better still... order a book or seven!

28 July 2006

An INDEX! And... RSS!!

An INDEX! And... RSS!!

This blog keeps swelling like a mutant chook with constipation.

So here's an Index to make things easier!

First up, the big news is this site now has RSS! Every day new articles will appear for children plus new jokes, writing tips, children's book news, weird facts and words of the day. Even when I'm on holiday! That means over 50 great new reasons to visit this site every day!

Left hand column

First up: school shows! There are reviews from teachers and students about my funny and weirdly informative shows and info about where I'm touring next, including 2007.

Next, a bunch of reviews, followed by a photo of nine basket-case kittens and another review by the esteemed Dianne Bates, before we move on to some teacher notes and more reviews of
Erasmus James & the Galactic Zapp Machine, rip into four chapters for the main course, then finish off with a dessert of some sick surfing sites and WebRing... thingies!

* DC Green's Top Ten FAQs! All the questions you ever wanted to ask DC Green. Possibly.
* Teacher notes for Erasmus James & the Galactic Zapp Machine (or as we call the book around here, EJ&tGZM).
* An Absolute Corker! EJ&tGZM review by Australia's Surfing Life magazine.
* A World of Wonder. Another glowing book review, this one by legend children's author, Bill Condon.
* Bonus mini reviews. A dozen or so extra shiny, happy critters.
* EJ&tGZM front cover!
* The Big One! The first four chapters of EJ&tGZM. Enjoy!
* World Surf Media Guide, including a photo of DC Green (that's me!) surfing something other than the web...
* Wonderful WebRings. Nothing but the coolest Rings on the Web.

Right hand column

* DC Green mugshot & profile... stuff.
* Bookmark Australia. The best site to order a copy of EJ&tGZM.
* Links. There's a ton of these and I rotate them around regularly, but they are all well worth checking out. Here you'll find great children's and adult authors, top artists and illustrators, ripper writing sites, things to do, recommended blogs, some DC-related articles and more than a cyborg chook can pole vault!


  • At Saturday, November 05, 2005, Blogger sooshy said…

    Great idea about the index even though I enjoy ploughing your blog trying to figure out the twists and turns of your mutant brain :-)

  • At Friday, December 30, 2005, Anonymous Gwen Stefani Tickets said…

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  • At Wednesday, March 22, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dear MrGren,
    You came to my school and were the funniest ever.i bought your book and loved it.
    We are still doing your crazy dance.hurry up and write the next book.
    Adam Jones

  • At Saturday, May 06, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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  • At Friday, May 12, 2006, Blogger DogTrainer said…

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  • At Sunday, June 04, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…


  • At Tuesday, July 04, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hi D.C Green. My name is Danial you went to my school today called St Thomas te Apostle and year 3 and 4 went with you first then year 5 and 6. I like your book but i dont have one of your books i realy want one. I have made a book on the computer but this is a new computer that i have i type about a fake story and in it two people can activate cards just by saying its words like if one of them two say I am gonna go to hell when i die he goes to hell to see what it looks like. Eney way i realy like your book that you showed St thomas today eney way thats why i typed this massage. Ill type a message to you tomorrow when i get home bye.

  • At Tuesday, July 04, 2006, Blogger DC Green said…

    Hi Dan,
    Your story sounds very imaginative. Keep writing!
    I'm glad you enjoyed my show. I think you can order signed copies of my book through your school. Otherwise, try Bookmark Australia (say you want a signed copy) or your local bookstore.


  • At Wednesday, October 11, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    thank u for coming to latrobe high u were very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • At Wednesday, October 11, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hi dc thanks for coming to latrobe high u were very funny and i think i might get your book!

  • At Tuesday, October 17, 2006, Blogger DC Green said…

    Hi, anonymous students of Latrobe High!

    I had a great two weeks touring Tasmanian schools, sights and surf spots. I'll definitely be back!



  • At Thursday, December 14, 2006, Anonymous .freeastrology said…

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  • At Saturday, May 26, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey DC
    Just two weeks ago you visited Orana Heights the second time.
    When you came the first time I bought Erasmus James and the Galactic Zapp Machine, well I've finished reading that now and have started reading Stinky Squad which I bought the second time you came to our school and I think Stinky Squad is the most disgusting, vile, foul and funniest book that I've ever read.
    If you come back to Orana Heights next year I won't be able to buy your book because I'll be in high school which is very disappointing.
    Yours sincerely

  • At Saturday, May 26, 2007, Blogger DC Green said…

    Hey Nathaniel,
    Orana Heights is a fantastic school, but don't worry about leaving. Hopefully next year all the bookstores in Dubbo will have copies of my new books. If not, just order them directly from Barrel Books.
    Yers, Stinky Squad isn't for weak stomachs!!

  • At Sunday, August 19, 2007, Blogger Gina said…

    Swell, swell!

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