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04 July 2011
STINKY SQUAD! And... THREE LITTLE SURFER PIGS!!
TWO GREAT DC GREEN BOOKS - ORDER NOW!!
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Book One!
STINKY SQUAD is about a country called Oztrailer where everyone turns into brain-eating zombies. The nation's only hope is a bunch of loser teens with gross super-powers... Stinky Squad!
Stinky Squad is gross, funny, scary and ultra-fast paced: perfect for readers with strong stomachs aged between 10 and 110.
‘Fantastic… a very exiting read for kids and a very, very funny book.’ – HG Nelson.
‘Stinky Squad is the best Australian children’s book. Ever.’
– Stab magazine.
‘One hell of a ride... A fart-fest with a surprisingly warm heart. Stench is an INSPIRED character.’
- Sally Odgers, children’s author.
‘Never have bodily fluids been described with such gusto. Harry Potter meets Shaun of the Dead.’
- Waves magazine.
'Stinky Squad will have people involuntarily twitching and retching, clenching buttock muscles and wincing. Brilliant!'
- Jensen Ruehle, Bookmark Australia.
‘DC Green has keyed into what children love to read. This is a best seller... truly truly truly truly great!’
- Carol Roach, Storytime Tapestry.
‘DC Green will be the Hans Christian Anderson of a whole new generation.’
- Jodi Flessberg Lily, Creative Writers Network moderator.
‘This is the novel equivalent of a manga comic, a classic super hero tale on a global scale – albeit with a freaky twist. It’s fast and furious and VERY funny.’
- Sandy Fussell, children’s author.
‘My son swallowed Stinky Squad down, belched and asked for more! He could be heard chuckling and occasionally laughing which is no small feat as he has his teeth fitted with the most excruciating braces. The only time he has not moaned at me about the "pain" has been when he was reading DC’s book or sipping one of my special protein shakes. He didn't put it down once until it was all gone and I don't mean the shakes. ‘
- Maria Stepek Doherty, Storytime Tapestry Senior Writer.
‘A slimy, festering send-up of the modern world. Great fun, and perfect for kids.’
- Tracks magazine.
Check out the official Stinky blog for the latest updates at: http://dcgreen.wordpress.com/
Book Two!
THREE LITTLE SURFER PIGS.
I performed an early version of this story at many of the 100+ schools I visited in 2006. The reaction to the three naughty pigs was so fantastic, it was obvious they were destined to score their own book.
And now they have: a brilliant picture book chocked with laughs, surfing action, surprises and amazing artwork by the mega-talented Simon McLean.
Three Little Surfer Pigs is the perfect book for all the family, covering ages 4 to 154, and above average pets.
10 % OF ALL SALES GO TO CANTEEN - the Australian organisation supporting young people living with cancer!
‘A hilarious retelling of the classic fairytale.’
- AEU News.
‘Evilly entertaining.... The rhyme is great fun!’
– Sally Odgers, Jack Russell, Dog Detective.
‘A funny and enjoyable read.’
- Kid Zone.
‘I loved the hidden jokes and all the surfy lingo!’
- Jackie Hosking, PIO reviewer.
‘Funny, full of surf action, and with a great female surfing character, this is the sort of book I would have loved to have read when I was a grommet!’
- Pam Burridge, Australia’s first women’s world surfing champion.
Both books are published by my fantastic publisher, Barrel Books:
http://www.barrelbooks.com/
Barrel Books Shop:
http://barrelbooks.com/catalog/
Hi DC,
ReplyDeleteYoub read some Stinky Squad at my school in Dubbo and i cant wait til it comes out. It was funny and exiting and sounds like the best book ever!!
Your mate, Darren
Dear Mr DC,
ReplyDeleteYou came to Mulyan PS in Cowra. My friends and I laughed so hard I cried.
Stinky Squad is the most exciting book in the whole wide world! I read it all in two nights and didnt even stop for TV! Mmm... TV!
Yours sincerely,
Hi Darren & Sue,
ReplyDeleteI've had two great weeks of touring the Central West now. I'll be back again in 2008!
Stoked you liked Stinky Squad!!
DC
i cant wait till this book comes out it seems really cool and funny!!!
ReplyDelete-leia
Thanks, Adam and Leia!
ReplyDeleteRight now I'm in the middle of a week of touring Canberra schools. Then I've got four more touring weeks on the road. I'm really enjoying myself, and best of all, my voice and old car are both still going strong!
Happy reading,
DC
Dear D.C.Green,
ReplyDeleteMy name is James. I have written to you because I love your books. When you read this I will be reading Stinky Squad.
Here are some questions, if you have the time would you please answer them?
Do you write adult books?
How long have you been surfing (or trying to surf)? ha ha
I love Spinner and Stench.
I saw you at my school and at Corrimal library and you were hilarious both times.
Keep up the good writing. Looking forward to more books.
From James
PS. lay off Harry would ya, i like him. Your books and JK's can BOTH be good. Like my Mum's always saying to me and my brother - it's not a competition! ;)
Hi James,
ReplyDeleteWow, you've been to two of my shows! You've earned some answers...
* I used to write adult books, but now I just write books for kids (but adults are allowed to read them too!).
* I've been learning how to surf for over 30 years!
* Your mum is right (mum's usually are!). I've had a lot of enjoyment from the Harry books too.
Cheers,
DC
when is your new eramus james book coming out?becuase i`m nearly finished eramus james and the galactic zapp machine,plese reply.
ReplyDeleteHey bg45,
ReplyDeleteThe next Erasmus book - Erasmus James, King of Kid's Paradise - will be published this August (2008) by Barrel Books. It's funnier and more exciting than the first book!
Cheers,
DC
HEY DC,
ReplyDeleteI THINK YOUR BOOKS ARE COOL BUT CAN YOU MAKE SOME NON GROSS ONES FOR GIRLS? THANKS FOR COMING TO OUR SCHOOL TODAY YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME TO WRITE AND FOLLOW MY DREAMS.
YOU ARE A FANTASTIC WRITER. I BELIVE YOU COULD BE A FAMOUS CHILDRENS WRITER AND YOUR BOOKS COULD WIN A LOT OF AWARDS.
TAY ST.B'S THE BASIN :)
HEY DC,
ReplyDeleteI THINK ALL YOUR BOOKS ARE AWESOME BUT CAN YOU WRITE A BOOK FOR GIRLS AND NOT SO GROSS.
IF YOU KEEP ON WRITING BOOKS, I THINK YOU WILL HAVE A GREAT CAREER.
IF YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, YOU'LL MAYBE EVEN BECOME FAMOUS!HAVING YOU COMING TO THE SCHOOL TODAY, HAS MADE ME REALISE HOW MUCH BETTER I CAN MAKE MY WRITING.
YOU HAVE ALSO TAUGHT ME TO FOLLOW MY DREAMS AND KEEP TRYING.
JAZ- ST B'S THE BASIN.
Hey Tay and Jaz
ReplyDeleteI actually wrote Erasmus James as a book for girls! And Erasmus was a girl main character named Jessica until my first publisher made me change her to a him!
And, yes, it would nice to be famous one day... but if not, I still love my job!
Cheers
DC
hi DC,
ReplyDeleteyou came to my school that is parkwood ps on 19.08.09 i was the one that asked you what was your latest book i was in year 4 you were so funny. -athira-
hi dc you came to my school
ReplyDeleteiv started writing a book
have a great day !!
from ella
Hi Athira
ReplyDeleteThanks! I had fun at Parkwood PS too!
Hi Ella
Good luck with the book!
DC
Hi Athira
ReplyDeleteThanks! I had fun at Parkwood PS too!
Hi Ella
Good luck with the book!
DC
tanx for coming to Mudgeeraba State School DC Green.
ReplyDeleteYou inspire me to read your books. I want to read Stinky Squad but Robina Library doesn't have it or any of your books what a shame
Brian
Your my favourite Author
ReplyDeleteMudgeeraba State School is at the Gold Coast
ReplyDeleteEveryone seems to like stinky squad like me
Hi Brian
ReplyDeleteWow, I'm honoured to be your favourite author!
Thankfully, Mudgeeraba SS has my books and you can always order signed copies through the school (but hurry!) or hassle Robina Library to order some!
Cheers
DC
Hey DC hehe bad Craig stealing your name and all that himalaya joke you cracked at Mudgee was hilarious. What a loss to Australian Idol as well your voice is amazing...... (not really)
ReplyDeleteMy Present to you for making me laugh my lungs out
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Thanks for the cyber-flowers, Sarah!
ReplyDeleteI hope you get your lungs back inside where they belong!
Happy laughing
DC
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