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DC Green Yarns - Children's Author Site

Welcome to the crazy world of children's author and gonzo surf journalist, DC Green. Relax. There's heaps to do. Cackle at sample chapters from DC's latest laugh-loaded Erasmus James adventure. Drop a comment (but no cussing). Explore the mega links of things to do. Visit other writers. Check out DC's World Surf Media Guide. Or better still... order a book or seven!

21 February 2012

Eeek! (How to order DC's books)

Eeek! (How to order DC's books)

Oh, no! My publisher, Barrel Books, has apparently been hacked and will be out of operation for a few weeks. Therefore many links from this blog will sadly not be working. Great timing!

However, you can still order books directly from me. Yay! Book descriptions and ordering information follow...


SIGNED BOOKS!
All my books cost $15 except for Three Little Surfer Pigs which has been slashed to $10!
Buy more than one book and receive a free signed poster!!
Buy all three Erasmus James books for just $40 or all five of my books for a mere $60!!!

HOW TO ORDER
For the next month, all orders within Australia will include FREE postage and handling.
Simply mail a cheque or money order with your book order details to:
DC Green
PO Box 427
Ulladulla
2539 NSW Australia


THE BOOKS...

Three Little Surfer Pigs
A hilarious picture book of the classic fairy tale, featuring gorgeous art by Simon McLean. Ten per cent of all proceeds go to CanTeen Australia. $10.
‘Evilly entertaining.... The rhyme is great fun!’ – Sally Odgers.

Erasmus James and the Galactic Zapp Machine
Erasmus James zapps to a weird world where humans, ninja horses and mutant chooks live in peaceful harmony. At least they all did ... until Erasmus makes a deal that could lead to galactic war! $15.
‘An awesome read from the literary giant of surf journalism!’ - Australia 's Surfing Life.

Erasmus James, King of Kid’s Paradise
Erasmus James zapps to a tropical world where adults are banned, there are no rules and all the other kids want him to be their king! But what is the dark secret that lurks beneath Kid’s Paradise? $15.
‘Far out, funny and fabulous!’ - CoastKids magazine.

Erasmus James and the Grat Siege
Grats! Giant rats!! – surround my castle. My troops defend bravely. My mates - mutant chooks, ninja horses and grommets - are also out-numbered, starving and stinky. They turn to me for inspiration. To Erasmus James, the boy who doomed the universe! $15
‘Hilarious and action packed… an unforgettable book.’ – Kids’ Book Capers.

Stinky Squad
Oztrailer has mysteriously turned into a nation of brain-eating zombies. The only hope is five teens with revolting superpowers like acid vomit and super-sticky pimple pus: Stinky Squad! Ages: 10+.  
‘A very, very funny book.’ – HG Nelson, This Sporting Life.


INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
All book prices are in Australian dollars.
Simply add $5 per book to your order to cover postage and handling.


Happy reading!

DC Green

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